You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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