They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
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