But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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