I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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