i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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