What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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