i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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