hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
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