just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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