Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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