I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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