She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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