She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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