Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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