dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I just had sex on a roof
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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