I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
It's shark week go big or go home
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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