this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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