That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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