took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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