I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
sex in a hospital.. check
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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