I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Farmville is her only friend.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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