..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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