I hate your face
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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