omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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