I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Come share oat with me in your robe
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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