Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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