Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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