Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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