thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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