dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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