My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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