I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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