omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
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