We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Randomize
