VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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