I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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