My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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