I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
