I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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