You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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