you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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