We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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