Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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