We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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