I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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