i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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