she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Randomize