I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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