So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Randomize
