i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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