I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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