I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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