I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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