whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Randomize
