Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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