i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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