If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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