I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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