sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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