I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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